welcome to my life.


you’re 14 years old like “pff i’m mature enough to look at gay porn what could happen im not gonna become some kinda weirdo” then you grow up and you’re a queer furry and you’ve invested hundreds of dollars into monster-themed dildos don’t do it kids think of your future




james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”


Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god